Free Fart Soundboard

Eleven different farts, one key each: a quick toot, a whoopee cushion, a rapid fire and a bathroom echo. Play them here or straight into your Discord call.

The Soundboard: sound buttons, each with a number key and a volume slider

Your browser will ask for microphone access when you click.

What's on the board

Fart1.2 s
The classic: one short, squeaky cartoon toot.
Whoopee cushion1.7 s
Someone sat on the cushion. The air has to go somewhere.
Quick toot0.6 s
Over before anyone can react.
Long one2.5 s
Long and wobbly, dragging the joke out.
Squeaky0.9 s
High and sneaky.
Big one1.4 s
Deep and loud: nobody can pretend they didn't hear it.
Wet one1.2 s
A short, sputtering one. Use sparingly.
Rapid fire2.0 s
Pop pop pop pop: the machine gun.
Held in2.1 s
A tight squeak from someone trying very hard to hold it in.
Bathroom echo1.6 s
One toot in a big tiled bathroom, with the echo to prove it.
Bath bubbles1.0 s
Bubbles in the bath. Blub.
Laugh track3.3 s
The laugh track, for when the room needs permission.

Every sound here is our own, made for Facecam with AI from a written description. Free to play on stream and to download.

Play it in Discord, OBS or Zoom

Send the board to Facecam
Press Use these sounds in calls under the board. The Facecam Chrome extension keeps these pads ready for your calls.
Pick Facecam Virtual Mic
On discord.com, Google Meet or Zoom on the web in Chrome, choose Facecam Virtual Mic as your microphone. Your voice and the sounds go out together.
Play from any tab
Press a pad here, or set Chrome shortcuts for the first six at chrome://extensions/shortcuts. For OBS, add the soundboard page as a Browser source and press pads with Interact.

Timing is everything: play it in the half second of silence after someone stands up, leans over or says "excuse me".
Keys 1 to 9 play the first nine pads, so you can fire one without looking away from the game.

More about this board

Eleven kinds of fart

One fart sound gets old fast. This board has eleven that each do a different job: the quick toot and the squeaky one for a sneaky moment, the long and the big ones when you want everyone to hear, the rapid fire for chaos, the held-in squeak for the awkward pause, and the bathroom echo and the bath bubbles when the setting matters. The last pad is a laugh track, for when the room needs permission to laugh.

Our own sounds, free to use

Every sound on this board is our own, made with AI from a written description ("someone sitting on a whoopee cushion", "one loud cartoon fart in a big tiled bathroom"), so none is a recording of a real person or a clip from a video. They are cartoonish rather than gross, and you can use the downloads in your streams, videos and pranks.

Make the board yours

Add your own clips with Add sounds (up to 30 seconds each, 24 pads in total).
Drag each pad's slider so the big one doesn't drown your voice.
The twelve fart pads come back every time you open this page, next to anything you saved.

Fart soundboard FAQ

Does the fart soundboard work in Discord?

Yes, on discord.com in Chrome: send the board to Facecam, pick Facecam Virtual Mic as your input device and turn noise suppression off. The Discord desktop app can't hear it.

Can I download the fart sounds?

Yes. Every pad has a download button for its MP3, free to use in your streams, videos and edits.

Can I add these to Discord's own soundboard?

Yes. Discord's server soundboard takes clips of up to 5.2 seconds, and every sound here is shorter: download the MP3 and upload it in Server Settings, Soundboard.

Are the fart sounds gross?

Not really. They're cartoon-style sounds for pranks and jokes. The wet one and the bath bubbles are the most realistic; lower or remove those pads for a younger crowd.

Does it work on a phone?

You can press the pads and download the sounds on a phone, but playing them into calls needs Chrome on a computer.